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I’m in yer weddin dress... →
…plottin yer divorce from jerkface.
I haven't even seen the show, actually.
Say goodbye, cavemen! Go beat rocks together! -Err The explosion shall be of extraordinary magnitude. Just hang on. -Ignignokt If you have a problem with that maybe you should take that up with Mr. Laser. -Ignignokt Sadness is for poor people! -Err We forgot all about your needs, we were… too busy fulfilling our own. -Ignignokt Getting it is easy… filling it with illegal substances and...
Young Blades quotes.
What is the point in being king, if the pimples won’t obey you? Oh, and Louis, darling, don’t squeeze your face. - How often do we have to do those daily patrols? - …daily? I’ll trade you my shirt for the truth. But the whole truth. For the partial truth you get a sleeve. Goodbye. And remember, that man is my sister. It’s so beautiful… AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! -...
so after my phone stopped working for the 10th time of the day i accidentally...– Bob Bryar
Vincent: Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
Max: Well, who was he?
Vincent: What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
Max: Yes, I know Rwanda.
Vincent: Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?
Vincent: Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
Max: Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
Vincent: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.
Max: What's with you?
Vincent: As in?
Max: As in if somebody had a gun to your head and said: "You gotta tell me what's going on with this person over here or I'm gonna kill you. What is driving him? What was he thinking?" You know, you couldn't do it, could you, because... They'd have to kill your ass because you don't know what anyone else is thinking. I think you're low, my brother. Way low. Like, what were you? One of those institutionalized raised guys? Anyone home? The standard parts that are supposed to be there in people, in you... aren't. ... And why haven't you killed me yet?
Vincent: Of all the cabbies in L.A. I get Max: Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Ruth.
Berrie: Whaddaya want, every day to be an action movie?
The Specter: And no, I don't
The Specter: I'd prefer every day to be a porno movie, to my liking.
The Specter: Actually getting to talk to me is just luck of the draw
Berrie: Oh, eff you.
The Specter: Assuming you're interested, or badness can be considered luck
The Specter: In any case, what can I do for you this fine morning?
Berrie: E-mail me some food?
The Specter: I can fax you some