May 2009
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J.D.: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.
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Mark: She seems quite distant sometimes, it's killing me. We're talking permanent erection here. There's a medical term for that, isn't there?
Steven: Uh, yeah..."Sad Bastard".
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Mark: So you're on the school magazine this term?
Wendy: I *am* the school magazine. No one else can be fucked.
Mark: I can be fuc--- I mean, I'd, like, to help.
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Steven: For over a year after that I thought babies were made when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his willy with ice cream.
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